Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Thoughts I think as I scroll through Instagram



-       How often do you take a bath and do you use a bath bomb every single time?
-       Do you ever not take a picture of your breakfast?
-       Do you ever go for a run without posting distance, speed, calories burned, etc. on social media?
-       You are soooo slow. If I were that slow, I would not share it
-       Your kid is not very cute
-       I’m sorry, of course all kids are cute
-       Your food looks good
-       Maybe I do want a dog after all
-       It’s very obvious you just take selfies to show off your boobs
-       That looks fun
-       I miss you guys

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